thecommonchick:

can u imagine a family member going through your phone after you died and be like “this nasty bitch…. RIP tho”

ravynalexander:

pianoaround:

Rockin and a rollin. 

I’ve found my future husband I believe

jylerandtosh:

my bday is tomorrow :)

daily-meme:

Unexpected Kiss.

twitblr:

Keep moving along. Someone already got me…

srsfunny:

Birth Control Back Then

curvesncurls:

jumex:

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

pastapanman:

thetattedstoner:

Teacher: ok guys for this assignment, you need you to have a partner

My antisocial ass:

Why do I feel this on a spiritual level

just-shower-thoughts:

Children swear all the time. Adults swear all the time. However, mix these two groups, and suddenly everyone pretends swearing is awful and they would never ever do such thing.